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[willbeurprincess]

A 5720 Cunningham Lane

[Koharu is cheerful and sweeping off the front porch. That is nothing new, right? Even in events she can be cheerful and happy. Of course, she seems a bit too cheerful, a bit too sarcastic when it comes down to actually speaking.

But doesn't she look just the same when she's smiling and sweeping]

B ELSEWHERE

[She skips along, leaning down to talk to a little girl playing in the park who appears to have fallen in the mud]

Oh don't worry sweetheart, it's not as if anyone cared about your dress. It's just a rag anyways!


C AT A POD

[What we have here is a pod. A pod with a girl in it. A pod with a girl in pajamas sleeping away unaware of her podperson out there ruining her good name with sarcasm.

Won't you save her from gooey green sleep?]

Comments

B

[vytis]

[Lithuania had to stop and take a shower after he got out of his pod--being covered in goo isn't much fun. But now he's nervously looking at Koharu, since that's not Koharu behavior.]

Ah...

C I DO WHAT I WANT I REPLY WHENEVER I WANT

[vytis]

[Well, one of these pods has to be Koharu. Cutting this one open with his sword.]

[willbeurweapon.livejournal.com]

[She looks up at him and smiles, a little too wide]

Oh hello there. If it isn't the knight in shining armor.

[vytis]

[He has to hold himself back from immediately accusing her of being an alien.]

Well, I don't know if I am anymore.

[willbeurweapon.livejournal.com]

[NOPE WRONG ONE--oh no wait it just that her hair looks greenbrown in this goo.

She sputters and opens her eyes]

[vytis]

[Looking relieved and worried all at once.]

Koharu!

[willbeurweapon.livejournal.com]

[ She just smiles. ]

Well that's a shame. How will you rescue any princesses that way?

[vytis]

Are you alright?

[He knows this isn't Koharu. But he is still hoping.]

[willbeurweapon.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm perfectly well, thank you for asking. Aren't you sweet.

[She just beams forever]

[willbeurweapon.livejournal.com]

[She slowly pries at the edges of the pod, making enough room to sit up]

Wait...what happened?

A

[motheringnation.livejournal.com]

[Walking outside to see you.]

Hello dear.

b

[appleknighted.livejournal.com]

Koharu! [Aw, she had just been running up to say hello and why is Koharu being mean to small children?!] That wasn't a nice thing to say!

[vytis]

...I suppose they got you too.

[Sigh.]

[vytis]

Aliens? ...Or something like that.

[willbeurweapon.livejournal.com]

Hello mother. Nice to see you out.

[willbeurweapon.livejournal.com]

Oh it wasn't? [She leans over and pats the child on the head] I'm sorry dear, I was just reassuring you that the mud makes no difference.

[willbeurweapon.livejournal.com]

Who got me? I don't quite understand.

[willbeurweapon.livejournal.com]

...Aliens? [Forgive her as she blinks and looks like she can't QUITE believe that] ...I suppose in Mayfield...

[motheringnation.livejournal.com]

Are you having a good day?

[appleknighted.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you look f-- [WAIT, NO, THAT IS STILL ALL WRONG.] Koharu! Her dress isn't a rag!

[Aaaaa okay, Sora is going to give the child a smile and shoo her on her way.]

It's very pretty! And I bet the mud will come out just fine but you'd better run home, okay?

[vytis]

The whole pod person thing.

[vytis]

It makes as much sense as anything else here.

[willbeurweapon.livejournal.com]

...So I was just in here?

[willbeurweapon.livejournal.com]

As well as any day here can be I assume.

[willbeurweapon.livejournal.com]

...You mean those plants? Just seemed like new decorations to me.

[motheringnation.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to hear that.

[willbeurweapon.livejournal.com]

[She waves at the girl with a beaming smile]

Oh don't worry Sora, she doesn't have real feelings, right?

[appleknighted.livejournal.com]

She may not be like us, but that doesn't mean she isn't real...

[This is confusing. This isn't like Koharu at all!]

Are you feeling okay, Koharu? [Suddenly she's putting a hand to the other girl's forehead, checking for a temperature.] You aren't sick, are you?!

[willbeurweapon.livejournal.com]

She's a drone, they don't have real feelings. [Smilesmile] Oh--no I'm quite well. Never felt better.